TOP TEN MOST FAMOUS STUDENTS OF MASENO UNIVERSITY

Muhseen Hassan

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At number one; The current Director of entertainment is by far the most famous student, especially among the female folk. He is rumored to have 18 girlfriends in Maseno University only. Even his winning of the Director's seat is said to have been based on his fame, among the bitches. His room is as we are told is always oozing women.

 Number two; There must be something with entertainment directors and women, fame, and more women. Bright Shitemi is the immediate former entertainment director. He is again the bitches' man, hence the fame.

 Number 3; Charlow Juma, the current SOMU President. Always been famous.

Gensha Thomas at Number 4; famous for his weird dress code and his look-like-your-boyfriend girlfriend. Ohh did we mention the couple's concpicous hairstyle?

 Number 5; James Okumu, former president of SOMU and a successful planner of strikes!

 Korir George, Number 6; former Sec Gen, the most hardworking of them all. His physique makes everyone think he is the dean of students!

 Number 7; Miss Maseno. No need of explanations.

 Number 8; Yobrat Lasky; The malicious facebook hacker, famous for his "hacktions" that got him in police custody for a week.

 Number 9; Mwangie David, current Asst. Sec Gen, again he is one of those famous because they are beautiful.

Number 10; Meg Natty aka Marble Ombati. Famous because she's good at twerking. Sema matako!

LUCY KIBAKI DIED 8 MONTHS AGO, WAS BURIED SECRETLY!!

September 2012: The then First Lady Mama Lucy Kibaki gets admitted in Aga Khan Hospital Nairobi suffering from an undisclosed ailment. Her admission was a top secret. Before Aga Khan, she had been receiving treatment at Karen Hospital. The then President Mwai Kibaki then makes one secret visit to the hospital, a visit that lasted 15 minutes.

On all the ocassions, The President did not use his official motorcade and traffic police officers were always told at the last minute that the Head of State would be headed to Aga Khan in an unmarked car. The police were also told not to communicate about him on their radios but on their mobile phones.

Why would the state have a seriously ailing first lady and keep it secret from its citizens?

Perhaps many have been asking the big questions as to where the fiery former first lady vanished to. Nothing much has been heard from the Nyeri woman who is said to have been a husband batterer. At one time, she nearly broke Kibaki’s sickly legs after a scuffle at State House.

Sad as may it sound, credible sources reveal that “KaLucy” died 8 months ago and she was buried secretly. At the time of her death, she was so sickly and had even turned mad. Her grave is secretly tucked inside their Muthaiga home and only a few neighbours around Muthaiga know about the issue.

May her soul rest in peace.

But again, Why would the state have a seriously ailing first lady and keep it secret from its citizens?